Ghost Ship

This movie sucks so bad that I wrote a short story in the style of Raymond Carver about how bad it sucks:

Home Box Office

"Are you coming to bed?"

And then Susan waited, her hand on the doorframe.

"In a bit."

Jerry took a sip from the can, and then turned the volume down a little as the pixilated cable cut through the sudden abattior.

"What are you watching?"
"Ghost ship."
"It looks like it sucks."

Jerry shrugged, and turned the volume back up a little.

Susan hesitated, and then retreated alone to the darkened bedroom.
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